PLAID TO THE BONEYour castle. Your missing whisky.
Illustrated Scotsman and his castle above a Highland lake

A SCOTTISH CASTLE ADVENTURE

They’ve taken
yer whisky.

That was their first mistake.

Take back your castle, discover over 1,000 whiskies, and bring a few friends along.

Old-school 2D action. A sword, a castle, and plenty to find.

Castle illustration · Actual gameplay below

A FEW UNINVITED GUESTS

A castle worth taking back.

Explore richly illustrated rooms, time your sword swings, and find what the castle is hiding. Rest at the Wee Dram, turn your discoveries into better gear at the Forge, then head back upstairs.

Play solo or with up to three friends. Easy and Normal: 60 rooms · Hard: 120 · Inferno: all 220.

SEE IT IN ACTION

Swords out. Whisky home.

Actual game footage, from the rooms you’ll explore. A room-by-room 2D adventure inspired by the old games we loved, with a much richer coat of paint.

The castle, floor by floor

Sixteen illustrated cutaways, from the upper towers to the deep vaults. In the game, your map follows the routes and discoveries of your current hunt.

THERE’S ALWAYS ONE MORE TO FIND

Your collection starts with a dram.

A thousand Scotch whisky identities and eleven fictional castle originals. Discover bottles as you explore, track your collection, and find a new favourite.

Opening the collection…

Real whisky identities share the game’s rarity artwork. The fictional drams have their own illustrated bottles. Collecting every bottle is optional.

YOU’VE EARNED THIS ONE

The Victor’s Reserve

Bring the castle’s stolen shipments home and earn a bottle with your name on it. Choose a design, name your dram, and keep it in your private cabinet—or share it here.

Fifty bottles. One that’s yours.

Preview the designs before your victory. Your chosen bottle and its name are saved in the game.

Opening the cellar…

Sharing is optional. Submissions are reviewed before they appear. Only your chosen player name, bottle and dedication are published.

BRING THE CLAN

A little company goes a long way.

Our Hero leads every adventure. Up to three friends can join him, each taking a different companion seat.

Our Hero with sword and shield

Our Hero

His castle. His whisky.
He’s taking both back.

Solo or host
Highland Smith with his hammer

Highland Smith

A sturdy companion with a heavy hammer.

Co-op companion
The Smuggler with paired blades

Smuggler

Quick on his feet.
Quicker with his blades.

Co-op companion
Old Piper carrying bagpipes

Old Piper

A tune worth following into trouble.

Co-op companion
What kind of game is this?

An old-school, room-by-room 2D action adventure with illustrated castle rooms, manual sword combat, a whisky collection and co-op for up to four players.

Can we play from different homes?

Yes. Choose Castle Relay in the game’s CO-OP menu. Your host can share a join code or list the game for your group. The included setup guide explains the connection details.

Where does my victory bottle live?

In your private cabinet on your own PC. Keep an exported recovery file somewhere safe. If you choose to share the bottle, a reviewed copy joins this website’s community reserve.

Can I play on my phone?

The game is for Windows. You can browse the website, castle atlas and community bottles on a phone.